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Riding the E train

Girl sees Army Guy on train. Girl starts talking to Army Guy on train. Girl starts flirting with Army Guy. Army Guy has no idea.

Girl: I’m leaving.

Army Guy: Where to?

Girl: This is my stop. I’m getting off.

Army Guy: Oh, cool. See you around. Take care.

Girl: …. do you want my number?

Army Guy: Uh, uhm, yeah…

::train doors start closing::

::Girl stands in between train doors and holds them wide open::

Girl: Six. Four. Six…….

::Army Guy puts the number in his iPhone::

::Girl finally lets go of train doors and runs away::

::Army guy looks up::

::The whole train starts laughing::

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